Middle name: Ann (although in college I told everyone it was AnnMarie-?)

Strangest life curve: When our house burned down

Makes you cringe: the smell of tuna fish

Most laudable trait: I can listen

Irrational fear: that someone will reach through the grates on the sidewalk and grab my feet

An accomplished bucket list item: Live taping of Saturday Night Live

Childhood hero: Sean Cassidy (had life size poster on my door)

Dinner party schtick: Making fun of Derek

Musical kryptonite: anything heavy metal

Dyed in the wool or daring: motherhood